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My Biography

"This is a history of my life on and off the Web. It is, of course, on going. You may want to skip down to the end to see what I have been doing recently."

The Early Years

• Well when I was two or three I was admitted to hospital as I had scalded my self with a cup of hot tea this scarred me for life but only on one shoulder and that can't be seen unless my shirt's off.
• As a kid I was a terror what with burning thing's and being hyperactive so mother has a few grey hair's and I'm surprised that my sister is still alive.
• As for my sister I gave her an electric shock tried to fire a metal bolt at her and general gave her a hell of a time (sorry sis) but she gave as good as she got.

The Middle Years

• I was dyslexic so had a rough old time at school but I was good at physics and electronics so when I heard of this shop in town called Birkett's I thought I'll have a look I was 13 at the time the owner John kept seeing me come in week after week and asking question he asked if I would like to work on Saturdays I said yes.
• After finishing school and getting good grades in physics, cemistery, electronics and I.T John asked if I'd like to work for him so I jumped at it and now 7 years on I'm still there and unlike a lot of my friend's I still like work (strange ehh).
• As soon as I was working I started pubing and clubbing and that was fun. At 19 I decided to go to Spain but as no one else would go I went by myself (no it wasn't sad) and after 4 year's they let me and a few mate in again. Well I got drunk the first time and after diplomatic relations were patched up and a name change I was let in.

Recent Events

• Well it's been all go lately off to pub's, club's and generally raising hell with the possy.
• So I'll say hello to Mark, Mike, Jame's, Simon, Steve, Rachel, Alex, Helen, Diane and all the other's I keep forgetting (sorry).
• And a big hello to Ian Halliwell who clear's up the shit when it hit's the fan or when I press Del instead of save.

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